Things like that. They aren't being rude, just honest. I am too white. :)
But until yesterday, I didn't know I was too white for Ranch Dressing.
We all had our veggie snack with ranch and a few minutes later, I noticed that all my dears had white residue on their chins, cheeks, around the corners of their lips. I heard a couple of them asking each other if they had it/got it off. I mentioned that I didn't think I'd ever got ranch on my face. Then one of my students raised their hand, "Mrs. Howard your face is to white to show ranch dressing.'
you know what. I think she was onto something. I felt dumb for not realizing this before.
then... she sealed the deal. "Mrs. Howard, I bet you've had ketchup on your face before.... (thinking to myself...yes) but ketchup doesn't show on my face."
So, I'll stick to ranch....cause I'm white enough for it :)