Friday, August 8, 2014

Fake Craigslist Ad

For Rent:

One nearly 5 week old baby girl.  Cries when she's hungry. Cries when she's tired. Cries when she's hot. Cries when she's cold. Cries when she is alone. Cries when she is laying down. Cries when she is held. Cries when she is happy. Cries a lot. Wears blister on your boobs. Wakes up hourly at night. Poops at least 5 times a day. Occasionally spits when she's burped, but only when you forget to put a burp clothe underneath her. Blue eyes. Light brown hair (only in the back). Approximately 9 lbs.

Comes with: two size one diapers and a bottle she refuses to use. Her quiet, sleeping as we speak, older brother isn't included.

No refunds. No exchanges. Due back in 6 months.

1 comment:

  1. Soooo, are you saying that Hazel is more like you and Miles is more like Trevor (the quiet one)?